So, I built my thirsty algorithm brick by brick thanks to collecting thirst tweets for celebrities like Damiano David, talking about high-fashion red carpets, and obsessing over high-profile romances and relationships.
That being said, I have you covered on any juicy thirst traps, notable fashionable moments, or sex and love celebrity news that happened this week:
1. First, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce made their relationship Instagram official when the Kansas City Chiefs tight end posted a series of viral vacation photos.
2. Pedro Pascal shamelessly revealed his childhood crushes were Harrison Ford and Olivia Newton-John, and he earned a new green flag.
3. Liam Neeson said he's "madly in love" with Pamela Anderson while promoting their comedy The Naked Gun, and they shared an adorable moment on the red carpet.
4. Fans speculated that Harry Styles is releasing a line of sex toys, and my dwindling bank account is nervously vibrating.
5. Natasha Lyonne wore Stella McCartney at the Bad Guys 2 premiere in Los Angeles and completely stole my heart.
6. Dawson's Creek alums Katie Holmes and Joshua Jackson are starring in a romance together, and everyone had the same reaction because this is a dream come true.
7. JoJo Siwa and her boyfriend Chris Hughes shared a series of thirsty Snapchat photos cuddled up after the "Karma" singer explained how her new relationship is healing.
8. People absolutely lost it on the internet when they saw Zac Efron and Dylan Efron's sexy, shirtless golf collaboration, solidifying their title as the thirst trap kings.
9. David Beckham accidentally gave himself a bald patch while cutting his hair, and Victoria Beckham did the world a huge favor and captured his handsome mug on camera.
10. Jennifer Lopez had a wardrobe malfunction that left her in nothing but her undergarments, but she owned it like a champ.
11. Kim Kardashian wore an extremely tight outfit and left people genuinely concerned.
12. The extremely attractive cast of I Know What You Did Last Summer competed against each other in a trivia game about themselves, and it was to die for.
13. Bad Bunny showed off a little leg in this golf course-ready Valentino outfit at the Happy Gilmore 2 premiere in New York City.
14. The cast of The Fantastic Four: First Steps — Pedro Pascal, Vanessa Kirby, and Julia Garner — wore Tom Ford by Haider Ackermann, Givenchy, and Gucci (respectively) at the Los Angeles premiere.
15. Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan wore Balmain and Miu Miu at the Los Angeles premiere of Freakier Friday.
16. Kesha wore a skirt made entirely out of e.l.f.'s Jelly products during her Madison Square Garden concert.
17. Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland, and Michelle Williams had a mini Destiny's Child reunion in Las Vegas at the last show for the Cowboy Carter tour.
19. Teyana Taylor posted mirror selfies, reminding the world that she's that girl today, tomorrow, and for the foreseeable future.
20. Issa Rae shared a thirsty vacation photo on her Instagram stories as evidence that she's completely unbothered on her summer weekends.
