The White House said the bruise is because he’s “a man of the people” and is “shaking hands all day, every day” as well as due to aspirin use.
Colbert showed a picture of Trump’s makeup-covered hand.
“That’s more than concealer,” he said. “That’s fondant. Is his makeup artist the Cake Boss?”
But the health talk might be serving as a distraction from another issue haunting the president.
“I’m sure Trump would rather have us talk about his hand than Jeffrey Epstein,” Colbert pointed out. “That controversy is causing so much trouble for Trump that he recently ordered it to be put in a cell and for the cameras to stop working for three minutes.”
That’s a reference to the nearly three minutes missing from the surveillance footage near Epstein’s prison cell the night he was found dead.