
A Note Hidden In A Patient's Ass And 39 Other Wildly Unhinged Notes People Actually Wrote To Other Human Beings
The pen is more deranged than the sword.
I'm an Editorial Director at BuzzFeed and have been writing for the site since 2013. Back then, I wrote and guided BuzzFeed's parenting coverage, which won "Most Entertaining Content" at the 2015 Mom 2.0 Awards.  My wife, Heather, and I have two kids (Annie and James), and we ran the parenting blog The Spohrs Are Multiplying before I joined BuzzFeed. We also co-wrote the books The Toddler Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Whiny Unfed and A Whole Lotta Knock-Knock Jokes: Squeaky-Clean Family Fun. These days, I still write the occasional parenting post (like My 15-Year-Old Daughter Rates Teen Heartthrobs From The Past, which I teamed up with Annie to write), but I'm more likely to bring you the funniest photos and jokes, weird human history, movie facts, and more.
The pen is more deranged than the sword.
Sometimes the stuff we write about blows our minds, too.
"I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said..."
"I can't believe they just told me that!"
Life is our greatest teacher...a really weird, underpaid teacher.
If you've ever regretted posting something online, something tells me this will make you feel 100% better.
If you want to feel like Albert Freaking Einstein, you're going to want to read this.
Are these people funny? Oh God, yes. Would I want them in my life? Uhhh....
Now THIS is what I call bathroom humor.
People this famous would never let you anywhere near their houses when they were alive, but now you can walk right inside!
I know that whenever I make a big-budget movie with an incredibly sexy costar, I always remain faithful to my wife. But that's just me.
Take a break from your crying and laugh a little!
Sometimes the stuff we write about blows our minds, too.
Life is our greatest teacher...a really weird, underpaid teacher.
Learn a whole bunch of stuff in half the time it takes a man to use the bathroom.
Let's be real: Dirty jokes are the best kind of jokes.
Most people when watching these movies: "How was this allowed?!"
"I can't believe they just told me that!"
You think you know what it's like from the movies, but you have no idea.
You know, folks, you don't have to share EVERYTHING about yourselves.