Hello! I’m a Resident Writer here at BuzzFeed, based in Chicago. I cover topics like politics, weird history, tech, trending viral stories, and other various corners of the internet. I am a chronically online nerd who loves pop culture, endless scrolling, and a good Wikipedia rabbit hole.
In my free time, I write satire and humor, as well as hot takes on internet news. When I'm not writing, I can usually be found playing Civ VI, watching reality TV, or trying to bake something that ends up tasting good but looks like it got run over by a garbage truck.
Do I have to have seen the first Water to understand Water 2?
I'm just over here wondering if those antique flashlights could take an AAA battery.
"I feel so ancient and also so confused by this question."
Don't mind me, I'm just getting a foot massage while I consume smoked meats.
"I have saved quite a bit of money for the same service over the last decade."
"No more millionaires and corporations donating to political parties."
I would've never thought a regular ol' phone call could be so controversial.
I'd like to nominate "Peebu the Judge" for the Supreme Court.
I need to go on a picnic with a pair of fancy Victorian grape shears.
I know some people with a serious "Backpfeifengesicht" vibe.
Do I have to have seen the first Water to understand Water 2?
Don't mind me, I'm just getting a foot massage while I consume smoked meats.
"Aren't there STANDARDS for what constitutes a 'detention center?'"
I'd like to nominate "Peebu the Judge" for the Supreme Court.
I'm not convinced there's such a thing as too much naan.
I'm still trying to wrap my American mind around the nude sauna thing.
Who among us has not had to suffer the cruel shame of purchasing a plunger?
"For the kids and adults that don’t have access to dental care for whatever reason, this is going to be devastating. It hurts nothing and helps those who need it most."
I would've never thought a regular ol' phone call could be so controversial.
"I have saved quite a bit of money for the same service over the last decade."