I'm a Senior Staff Writer based in New York City, where I've been covering classic BuzzFeed-style content since 2020. My niche has evolved over the years, but I mostly write about behind-the-scenes facts, hot movie and TV takes, celebrities and their questionable behavior, people spilling their secrets and wildest life stories, and the best of the internet. You can also find me talking all things movies and TV on our TikTok account @BuzzFeeders. In my spare time, I'm usually sprinting to Broadway shows after buying last-minute tickets, singing songs I made up about my cat, or harboring delusions of writing a novel.
Don't ask me why I'll never again get a smoothie at a certain popular fast food chain.
"Well I will be talking to my cousin that is an attorney to see if this is legal." Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Sorry, but I am never believing that Amanda Seyfried is plain.
「これ考えたのだれ？」と、ツッコみたくなるデザインを見つけました。
"So yeah, I get to say the first time I ever met my wife was filming her having sex with another guy."
I literally can't imagine anyone but Hugh Jackman as Wolverine.
"I could feel my mother's buttocks clenching beside me. And I thought, 'Ooo I want some of that.'"
Please do not use your wedding to advertise your kinks.
"You do know Germans speak Dutch, right?"
"The character (and the performance) came off as a slapdash Rain Man riff when the film came out, and time has certainly not improved it."
I swear, the summer brings out the WORST type of entitled people.
For every Drew Barrymore, there's a Chet Hanks.
"I don't even know what cisgender is!! But I'm pretty sure it shouldn't bring a child into this world."
Oreos ain't what they used to be.
Yep, it's as bad as it seems.
"It's mediocre white girl mumblecore that had she not been a nepo baby, wouldn't have made it that far."
"Hit it off and hooked up with this guy last week and saw he posted a photo today ENGAGED."
"When you call men trash, useless, pigs, etc, the only ones that hear it are the ones that are trying to do better by everyone. The trashy men do not care because what they are doing works for them."
Including a house where they had to cut a hole in the ceiling so men could stand while peeing.
BRB, gotta go drink my brain octane oil, do my Buddhist chants, then quote philosophy at my Twitter followers.