40 Hilarious Black Tweets From July That Absolutely Destroyed Me And I'm Still Recovering

Them damn AI images only gonna make it hotter https://t.co/MOSLltMem6

— Qui-Gon Jim (@jimbojd4) July 1, 2025

Me being 35 is crazy. My mama had me at 35. She had a whole family. And I HAVE NOTHING…Whitney Houston.

— THE SOCIAL BIBLE 📖 (@alexactivated) July 1, 2025

By laying down for a lil second https://t.co/gd0JCbGQbE

— penelope (@PennyJam_) July 2, 2025

I wonder if there’s a “big hat clause” in Cree Summer’s contracts 😭 https://t.co/aoiYj7q2MJ

— 𝕴𝖟𝖆, 𝕷𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝕳𝖎𝖘 𝕹𝖆𝖒𝖊 (@isaiahbeenlost) July 2, 2025

Lake Lanier every Memorial Day, July 4th and Labor Day weekends pic.twitter.com/VIfLXAfdUl

— Sleepy (@TheSleepyCuhz) July 5, 2025

jim legxacy song title https://t.co/aJ5CIULOvp

— #YB #OUTNOW (@EHSIDaArtist) July 6, 2025

Clipse/Superman week begins pic.twitter.com/dp4wzQUiGW

— Sport (@BeenRichSport) July 7, 2025

this the greed they talk about in the bible https://t.co/VMxfRgd1zb

— RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 (@theerkj) July 6, 2025

You gotta be more specific, babes https://t.co/wyMxNTpHAV

— alex. (@Alexxx_Joseph) July 7, 2025

i’ve never seen a hidden face done on a girl before 😭😭 and fire??? is she satan?? https://t.co/QvkO0znaIN

— rebecca (@abcdrih) July 7, 2025

wrong. nothing beats a jet2 holiday https://t.co/OD86YwKwTd

— ogochukwu to wo bullion van (@Krys__tiana) July 7, 2025

awww kenny has no idea he about to lose a tooth every time he speaks on jana, & he about to grow toes all over his body. this spell was expensive but the witch let me do klarna 😘

— folake aina (@f0lake) July 29, 2025

I went to dinner yesterday and had to pay for a takeaway container....recession indicator

— Habibakatsha (@Habibakatsha) July 8, 2025

They saying Justin Bieber dropping To Pimp A Matcha Latte

— armon (@armonsadler) July 10, 2025

fitz & olivia while the country was in shambles https://t.co/Bf7Yt023SX

— 🦋 (@EXOY2K) July 11, 2025

https://t.co/Q8r2v9oaM5 pic.twitter.com/MAUaw1CCaQ

— ⋆.˚ 𖦹 tiff 𓆉 (@femmewife4lyfe) July 11, 2025

oooouuu look at me i’m Klay Thompson, I’m 6’5, I’m rich, l have 4 championship rings and l get to date Megan Thee Stallion

MAN FUCK YOU https://t.co/xxa1oNBmoQ

— M ☆ (@duskgumi) July 12, 2025

The original BLACK PINK! https://t.co/jN1E4mvyUN

— 💫 (@heyjaeee) July 14, 2025

Robert Downey JR https://t.co/8y9y47Kfp2

— Sweet Tea Papíí (@stp_301) July 14, 2025

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. wrap it up

— Zabby ♡ (@Africanzabby) July 14, 2025

Fantastic what https://t.co/ndKTMCgjnA

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) July 15, 2025

https://t.co/RpLb2b31eR pic.twitter.com/MaGENDjJfC

— VEREM (@Veremthegreat) July 15, 2025

niggas are in https://t.co/zzRtAUEZ94 pic.twitter.com/9qSj0l6bm9

— solo©️ (@souloradio) July 15, 2025

She grabbed this hat right outta Steve’s closet lmao https://t.co/1XnFCXuaAh

— Jordyn (@jrdynjy) July 16, 2025

That much money. He could've had Coldplay come to the crib.

— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) July 17, 2025

Oh @Wayfair you are so weird pic.twitter.com/2iDS3J14yf

— J.C. Carter show (@CarterJahad) July 17, 2025

Y’all watched that video, but all I saw was two vacancies. 🤞🏾🥹🏃🏾‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/0x6TVjyavJ

— Taiwo (@tayenaija) July 17, 2025

Let me tell you right now, Fitz wasn’t finna duck 😭 https://t.co/Kr2AYGqsAY

— miss gurl (@shes_rADIAnt) July 18, 2025

God if I eat bread again strike me down https://t.co/oLHuMU4Ymv

— E🤍 (@totallynotems_) July 18, 2025

N*gger things? https://t.co/hjWR3xnxbF

— db 🖤 (@dbcxptures) July 19, 2025

That morning run after a successful Coldplay concert. pic.twitter.com/zTawI2sFSr

— Uncle Ruckus (@Emarged) July 18, 2025

I judged my father too harshly for falling asleep on the couch at 8pm after work

— S✰ (@ssstylar) July 23, 2025

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do

— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) July 24, 2025

Fantastic 4 was cool…they should’ve had Latto play Sue Storm

— Lord (@lordtaylorvb) July 25, 2025

Galactus when he’s consuming the Earth and he takes a bite out of Atlanta pic.twitter.com/aFMsaba7gt

— pb&jeremy (@Pisces_Prince_) July 28, 2025

https://t.co/rKil1WFlLt pic.twitter.com/c0snoiUgyn

— THE OHIO STATE, NATIONAL CHAMPS (@FlowsAndolini) July 28, 2025

Jean and Wanda after fighting Franklin Richards pic.twitter.com/SSMriP6CJN

— 𝔇𝔦𝔳𝔞𝔉𝔢𝔪𝔪𝔢 ★ ★ ★ (@cainharts) July 28, 2025

Sending this to my drummer and telling him he’s on thin ice. https://t.co/Cdw3TALi51

— Dionne Warwick (@dionnewarwick) July 28, 2025

Rose and Jack https://t.co/lPoXJVljQf

— BURN IT ALL 4 SUE STORM ᗢ | WNCel⚔️ (@haniimhome) July 29, 2025

“Let’s get a table outside”

Me: pic.twitter.com/YM50vQKC09

— Timmy&Jimmy (@mickeywon234) July 30, 2025