"The commercial shows us that capitalism will steal our lives and then find multiple ways to make a profit of our death..."
"A friend wanted to clean out the dishwasher with me because they had never done chores and thought it looked fun..."
"My daughter's only two and a half, but I'll be sad the day it doesn’t work..."
"I spent a lot of nights afraid and emotionally exhausted..."
"I met her cousin at a bar by chance. She couldn't keep her hands off me, so we went back to my place and did every dirty thing under the sun..."
"When I heard my boss laugh out loud, I realized I had been saying it wrong all these years!"
"We called our boss and told him his friend was at the theater. He said, 'I wasn't expecting anyone...'"
"Now, he lives with his parents, owns five cats, and collects McDonald's Grimace memorabilia. He's also a teacher at our former school..."
"I realized it’s my natural way of expressing pleasure, and partners have told me that it’s actually a huge turn-on..."
"One of my crew, an old salty dog who sailed on boats all over the Pacific, said he’d never seen anything like it..."
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"She made all of the single women stand up and told them not to give up hope..."
"The brain pulsates in sync with your heartbeat. It's a rhythmic, constant movement, and it's BEAUTIFUL..."
"The other girl and I talked in the bathroom, and we realized we were going on a date with the same guy..."
"One of my crew, an old salty dog who sailed on boats all over the Pacific, said he’d never seen anything like it..."
"I do this for my own kids now! I think it’s so sweet and I hope my little ones remember it fondly one day..."
"A customer was short on change, so she began digging through the tip jar. Her husband was mortified..."
"He is no longer welcome in my home, and that makes him feel as though he has a right to be angry..."
"The commercial shows us that capitalism will steal our lives and then find multiple ways to make a profit of our death..."
"At dinner later that day, it was announced that we had been in the Bermuda Triangle..."