
For A Brief, Beautiful Moment, These 47 Funny Tweets Had Me Laughing So Hard I Temporarily Escaped The Dystopia
"I judged my father too harshly for falling asleep on the couch at 8pm after work."
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"I judged my father too harshly for falling asleep on the couch at 8pm after work."
"This is cruel, disgraceful, and a needless waste of your taxpayer dollars."
"This is disgusting. I have no words to describe what a betrayal it is."
"I'm not as rare as people may think."
The daughter of the late Civil Rights leader did not mince words.
"whenever i see straight people im like omg just like in love island."
Because park rangers are the real ones keeping you from dying in the wild.
The tenaculum still used in IUD insertions was modeled after a Civil War-era bullet extractor...
"We are tired of being lied to by all that are in office."
I've been debating checking out what's in my old attic, but perhaps I'll now refrain.
Musk: "What's the time? Oh look, it's no-one-has-been-arrested-o'clock again …"
"This is cruel, disgraceful, and a needless waste of your taxpayer dollars."
"tfw you've just stripped healthcare from 17 million Americans and ensured the closure of rural hospitals."
"As a response to mansplaining: 'Do you suffer from correctile dysfunction? It's OK, no need to be embarrassed. Millions of men have it.'"
"It made sense getting married would help me, but the thing I wish I realized back then was not to become as financially dependent on him."
"whenever i see straight people im like omg just like in love island."
"'people you may know' & it's someone i would set on fire."
"My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July."
"I judged my father too harshly for falling asleep on the couch at 8pm after work."
I've been debating checking out what's in my old attic, but perhaps I'll now refrain.